You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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