how can u be prego again
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
she peed on how many people?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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