kristin has been a bad kristin
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
50% drunk capacity currently
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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