you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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