is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
i just made my gag reflex go away.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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