HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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