brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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