there was a trapeze. enough said
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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