I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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