I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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