Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
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