do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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