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having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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