Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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