he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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