yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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