Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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