two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I have surprise drugs for everyone
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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