I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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