My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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