my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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