Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
