i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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