just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Do vagina's smell?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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