I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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