and she was petting her beer can
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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