yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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