she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I enjoy the company of your penis
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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