This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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