yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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