Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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