So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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