Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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