Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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