when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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