What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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