Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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