dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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