Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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