Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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