he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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