My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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