You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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