He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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