What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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