well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
