Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Quick, to the slutcave!
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I FOUND THE LEGS
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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