My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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