I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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