I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Randomize