Buhtt sex?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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