I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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