Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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