The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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