Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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