First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It's blow job season.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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